Low Ticket Warning! ELVIS’ BIRTHDAY FIGHT CLUB – FIVE SHOWS!

This January, the 14th Annual Elvis’ Birthday Fight Club is “all shook up ” with “Elvis” welcoming a NEW co-host to the commentators box.

Audiences will get even more of the unexpected in this glamorously sleazy evening of combat. Seven blistering rounds of cartoon-like violence and below-the-belt comedy are interspersed with Elvis-themed burlesque, creating the underground fight club’s  magical mix of flim-flam fisticuffs and hot tah-tahs! Who will duke it out in year 14? Will the new co-host ensure “Elvis” doesn’t go completely down the drain? What the hell happened to Kittie Glitter? Get your tickets now to find out!

While the annual fighter roster is a closely guarded secret, past matches have included:

• “Jason Voorhees” vs. “Taylor Swift,”
• “The Supreme Court” vs. “The Supremes”
• “Freddie Mercury” vs. “The Queen of England”
• Bridezilla vs. Godzilla
• Count Von Count vs. Count Chocula
• Congress vs. a Clown
• “Putin” vs. a Unicorn

SHOWS:
FRI JAN 17 | 7pm
FRI JAN 17 | 9:30pm
SAT JAN 18 | 5pm
SAT JAN 18 | 7:30pm
SAT JAN 18 | 10pm

The Legend of Fight Club
The punch-drunk logic of Elvis’ Birthday Fight Club is that “Commodious” (The King’s toilet) is determined to make Elvis’ dying wish a reality: that people would not only celebrate his birthday with cake and quaaludes, but also with back-alley fisticuffs and “hot tah-tahs.” Commodious has assembled the best “Elvis” he could afford and scored him a hot sidekick. These two hosts oversee a subversive, surreal, and silly annual brawl to honor The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll.